Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Confessions of a Closet Apple Geek

Quick Summary: I fell in love with the MacBook Pro and discovered that I’m a closet Apple geek.

- X - X - X -

The third place in my life is not a coffee shop, but my laptop.

This was true even before I stared my off consumption experiment and this has become even more true in the last three months.

My laptop is never switched off. Literally.

I wake up in the morning, flip open my laptop, and connect it to the net. My laptop moves around with me as I get ready for office — it’s in my bed as I drink my first cup of green tea, it’s on my dining table as I eat my breakfast, it even accompanies me to the loo. On bad days, I only manage to read a few of my feeds on Google Reader. On a good day, I manage to write a post or two before it’s time for office. In the evening, it’s a rewind + replay of the same routine, and I have often fallen asleep with my laptop next to me.

A Rare Seth Godin Rant

A few hours at the Indian consulate in New York induced a rare rant from Seth Godin -

Many of the chairs are broken, leaving sharp steel platforms on which to crouch. And there aren’t enough chairs, broken or not. The signs are confusing, the two clerks are protected by a sheet of glass a full inch thick (which is twice the thickness of a typical bank’s) and the little machine that dispenses deli-style tickets is broken.

When Seth Godin is in India, which he is presumably going to be, someone should take him to the US consulate to check if getting a US visa in India is a more pleasant experience than getting an Indian visa in the US. I have a suspicion that the visit will inspire another, even more spirited, rant from him. :-)

Who Benefits from Online Anonymity?

In the context of the partly anonymous attacks against Cathy Sierra, Seth Godin links to his three year old post on online anonymity, making me think of my own post on bloggers with pseudonyms.

In the end, who benefits from online anonymity?

The ‘Buud’ Light SuperBowl Commercial

Check out this cute Super Bowl Bud Light ad with comedian Carlos Mencia teaching a group of immigrants the regional American accents (via Manish) -

“Buud Light” indeed!

Let It Out with Starrfadu and Kleenex

A blue couch in the middle the street, a friendly man asking people if they want to talk, a montage of people opening up - letting it out - to a stranger and reaching out for a Kleenex tissue, a memorable tag line -

Are people ready to let it out?
Turns out, all it takes is a good listener and a box of Kleenex tissues.

- and an addictive soundtrack - ‘Let It Out’ by Starrfadu -

Do you want to lay your head on my shoulder?
I don’t mind if you cry.
Sometimes we all just need to let it out.

Just let your tears run down my arm,
So I can keep them in a blue jar.
We’ll drink them later, so just let it out.
Let it out.

Let’s take a walk just to clear our heads.
I don’t mind that you’re holding my hand.
You say you love me, so just let it out.
Let it out.

Your smile is a pleasant change from before,
When you thought that you couldn’t take anymore.
Sometimes we all just need to let it out.
Let it out. Let it out.

Ellen Feiss and the Switchers

I stumbled onto Apple’sSwitchad campaign when I watched the Ellen Feiss commercial at Kiruba’s blog -

The campaign - which first aired in 2002 - featured what the company referred to as ‘real people’ who had ’switched’ from the PC to the Mac.

The commercial featuring Ellen Feiss became an internet phenomenon, partly because of speculation that Feiss was under the influence of illicit drugs during the filming of the commercial, due to her slurred speech and disoriented eyes. She denied these claims and ascribed the ‘drugged’ behaviour to the effect of the Benadryl cough syrup, together with exhaustion.

Feiss’s popularity grew to the point where she was offered appearances on both David Letterman’s and Jay Leno’s late night shows, both of which she turned down. In September 2005, Feiss made her movie acting debut in the French short film ‘Bed and Breakfast’. Ellen recently spoke about the making of the ad, and its effect on her life, in an interview.

Here is the 2002 Joy of Tech cartoon entitled ‘Mona Switcher’ that was based on Ellen -

ellen-feiss.jpg

Here’s the other Ellen Feiss commercial that was never aired -

Bloggers Anonymous, Anybody?

He blogged late into the night and again in the morning. He reached office late and bleary-eyed and blogged through the day.

 

He was demoted, then lost his job, and couldn’t pay his mortgage. His wife divorced him, his children disowned him and his blogger-mistress left him.

 

But he was happy – he had his blog.

HOW MUCH IS YOUR BLOG WORTH?


My blog is worth $16,936.20.
How much is your blog worth?

Inspired by Tristan Louis’s research into the value of each link to Weblogs Inc, Dane Carlson of Business Opportunities has created this little applet using Technorati’s API which computes and displays a blog’s worth using the same link to dollar ratio as the AOL-Weblogs Inc deal.

My blog is worth $16,936.20.

Here’s what a few popular Indian personal blogs are worth:

Amit’s India Uncut is worth $461,793.72

Rashmi’s Youth Curry is worth $346,063.02

Gaurav’s Vantage Point is worth $209,444.34

Great Bong’s Random Thoughts of a Demented Mind is worth $204,363.48

Annie’s Known Turf is worth $186,862.74

Kiruba’s blog is worth $176,136.48

Neha’s Within & Without is worth $149,038.56

Jai’s  Jabberwock is worth $128,150.58

Kaps’ Sambhar Mafia is worth $103,875.36

Sonia’s blog is worth $93,713.64

Patrix’s Nerve Endings Firing Away is worth $78,471.06

Sakshi’s  To Each His Own is worth $75,083.82

Chandrachoodan’s Selective Amnesia is worth $72,261.12

Nilu’s Recursive Hypocrisy is worth $36,695.10

Of the popular Indian group blogs,

Sepia Mutiny is worth $380,499.96

Desicritics is worth $270,979.20

Pickled Politics is worth $219,041.52

JUST TO REMIND MYSELF

gapingvoid-11.JPG

 From Gapingvoid 

That I already have too many unresolved high-school issues, I have decided to let this be my only post today.

-*-*-*-

RICKSHAW-SHAYARI POSTSCRIPT

Ay admi! Haram khana chhor dey.

Tyre mehngay hain, race lagana chhor dey.

-*-*-*-

SOCIAL BOOKMARKING SITES IN INDIA DON’T QUITE DIGG IT

gapinvoid-1.JPG

From Gapingvoid 

These are interesting days in the world of social bookmarking. Diigo is trying to position itself as an alternative to both del.icio.us and DiggWeblogs is willing to pay bloggers $1,000 a month for their social bookmarking rights, and two very active Indian bloggers - Kingsley and Chandrachoodan - have started ‘PutVote’.

Now, PutVote is not the first indian social bookmarking site; Indian Pad, Indiagram and Forums of India have existed in the Indian blogosphere for a while.

I started an experiment about a week back and submitted the same stories (55-fiction pieces from my blog) in all these four sites. The idea was to track the relative number of responses from the four sites. In six days, India Pad generated 156 hits, PutVote 27 hits, Indiagram 7 hits and Forums of India 3 hits. Evidently, Indian Pad seems to be the most popular of the four sites in terms of traffic.

In terms of appearance and functionality, Indian Pad once more is the best (but also the most impersonal with an off-puttingly high amount of porn), Indiagram is OK, PutVote is work-in-progress and Forums of India is quite bad.