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The Gluetrain Manifesto

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If you swear by The Cluetrain Manifesto, here’s the text of the supremely funny (but now defunct) satire ‘The Gluetrain Manifesto’ (via Michel Mace) —

Online markets . . . Networked markets are beginning to self-organize faster than the companies that have traditionally served them. Thanks to the Web, markets are becoming postmodern, deconstructionist, non-hierarchical, and even more cool buzzwords that we’ll be posting real soon . . . People of Uranus. The sky is open to the stars. Clouds roll over us night and day—well, I guess when they’re rolling over us, the sky isn’t really open to the stars. Anyway, oceans rise and fall. Whatever you may have heard, this is our world, and you’d better listen to us. Whatever you’ve been told, our flags fly free. Our diatribe goes on forever. People of Uranus, remember.